Shh... I Cranky!!!

Ya know what I like better than loud Mexicans and Mariachi music late at night? Getting cock punched by an angry midget. It's true. I really like my neighbors. Hooray for the suburban life. It's times like these that I miss the drunks and crack heads of the city. On the bright side I still haven't seen a hippie. I think it may be the heat that is truly pissing me off but for now I will blame it on Mariachi music.