Wanna be a Zombie?
I've always wanted to fight off legions of the undead. With just a tiny jaunt over to Cambodia I can make my dreams come true. Thanks to a new strain of Malaria corpses are coming back to life and are pissed off! Now here did I put my chainsaw? While a trip to Cambodia is a bit out of my price range. I think I will have to settle for playing Dead Rising on the XBox360. Now if I can just get someone to buy me the game and a XBox360, I will be all set. You will buy it for me, won't you? PLEASE!!!!! I've been really good lately. Honest!
posted by Daniel McAneny @ 11:26 PM
3 Comments:
At 11:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
When I win Powerball dear... :)
We need to hire these Zombies for the Haunted House, I bet they'd work for less than the current actors we hire!
At 8:00 AM,
Howard said…
I wish our news agencies had a sense of humour. I kept thinking, "No, this can't be true."
...and then I noticed the date of the article. :)
At 9:30 AM,
Daniel McAneny said…
Hayes: You really need to get on that.
Howard: Yeah, I still couldn't resist pretending like it was real ;)
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